Dick Birchum is a war veteran who's always calling for job requests, especially to places that aren't hiring right now, and if they refused to hire him he would lash out that he's very overqualified (not really) and talk about his war injuries and his 600 pound wife.

The producers of the show pitched a spin-off centering on Birchum to FOX Network, but it was declined.

Trivia Edit

  • He is voiced by Adam Carolla.